Being in a sales job like mine – you basially cannot survive without a cell phone. Its like an extended part of the body -your entire existence is based on one bloody piece of electronic equipment… and when that fails you know you have had it.
Yesterday was one such day – i was out visiting one of the new outlets (supermarket variety -you know AC and all that ambience and shit and a lot of offers popping out from each shelf apparently enticing the customer but we all know customer sabka Kela banata hai and has the last laugh) While talking to one of the staff – i received a call and as i was removing that boon or bane??? called as phone – it slipped and Thunked onto the shiny, hard flooring and obviously stopped ringing. After repeated attempts at restarting the damn thing -i knew what usually happened to people had infact happened to me!! Being an N72 (expensive handset!!) i knew Nokia Care was needed asap. Called up Sudeep (one of the my school buddies – who is an electronics and computer freak!!) Only place where i could go was Dhankawadi in Pune (also my HQ and hometown) which is quite far from the place i was. Coupled to this was the fact that “the Palkhi” – “Sant Dyaneshwar’s Chappals” were travelling from Alandi to Pandharpur (holy places in Maharashtra) and so most of the Pune roads were closed.
Took an auto to the Nokia Care centre – got a token issued at 3.00 pm – No. was C 187 – guard said “Ya Ek – Did tasani” – ” Come after 1.5 hrs” -so i had to kill time without a phone -u generally call people if you have spare time -what an irony!!! so there i was tired, bored, haggard , no place to sit, huge crowd and no phone with token number C187. Visited the place every half an hour ( in between called up sales contacts via pay phone and managed to have 2 cups of tea too) -finally at 5.30 pm -met the service person -after ten minutes was told that -entire phone memory will be deleted -how many numbers to reenter
((( and that handset can be collected in a couple of days.
Started using spare old handset 3310 today -its battery conks off every 2 hours -damn my sales are getting affected bigtime -cant recognize who is calling – Person X ” saale awaaz nahi pehchaani” i reply ” phone kharab hai aur number stored nahi hai” -typical conversation in all calls the whole day today -what a Royal Mess!#$%%#%
Today tried calling the service centre every 2 hrs and it was continuously busy and damn twas frustrating -dont know when my handset will come back (how much its going to cost me) and when will i have to stop trying to figure out ki kaun bol raha hai everytime the phone rings – and tonight even as i write about this i wonder “Mere saath hi kyun hota hai yeh sab??????? ”